The secret to staying on a mechanical bull has been discovered…you’ll never guess what it is

Yup, pure sexiness is the secret to staying on the mechanical Bull say researchers at the University of Buckeye State. This girl proves if you can pump your hips at the same rate and memorize the bull’s trajectory you are guaranteed to stay on. Even reverse cowgirl she can replicate the rhythm and ride off into the sunset. Bravo, Bravo!

When reached for comment the mystery girl, just yelped and jumped on my shoulders.

 

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